Two birds with one stone

Global News reports that Manitoba has the oldest roads and fattest kids in Canada.
Isn’t there an obvious solution here? Get those kids some hard hats and shovels.
[On second thought, fat kid in bright orange vest might not be such a great look.]

Update on the Klassen coverage

In the comments section of one of my previous posts, I noted that as of Friday afternoon the Free Press had already published 13 stories related to the Klassen accident.
I’ve noticed the Freep has since added another 11 stories on this topic, and its website is teasing an EXCLUSIVE first interview with Klassen in Thursday’s [...]

Reporters just fill in the dots on Sisler assault

A few quick observations about the situation at Sisler High School, where some football players may be facing charges for assaulting three teachers who tried to break up a fight in the school:
I saw the same group of girls interviewed on two different stations last night. Based on their comments, the girls were obviously friends [...]